Camilia Sanes (Isobel)
Camilia Sanes plays "Isobel", a Staten Island working-class girl that wants to "make it" in Manhattan.
"Mike, I need you to make me a bomb."
David Fuhrer (Mike)
David Fuhrer plays "Mike", a would-be unabomber whose confrontational exterior hides his true self.
"I work for THE MAN."
Ashlee Temple (Janice)
Ashlee Temple plays "Janice", Arnold's trophy wife who is not as stupid as Ted thinks.
"How's the dissertation coming along Ted? Care to share a little insight with us before dinner?"
Chelsea Altman (Melissa)
Chelsea Altman plays "Melissa", Isobel's self-help book obsessed sister.
"I read this book that says never, ever support a man. Especially, when his father is loaded."
Tummy The Sock
Tummy The Sock is the singing puppet host of children's TV show. His banal songs address the world's problems better than Ted's dissertation.
"With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone, God is dead, you're all alone."